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"Why am I here?" "Why was I born this way?" "Why did that happen?" "Why am I not happy?" "Why don't you understand?" "Why can't I have you?" "Why can't I believe?" "Why can't I just move on?" "Why do I have to die?" "Why not you?" "WHY ME?" I find it rather sad how almost all the questions worth asking in life do not have a proper answer. And if they do, the answer usually comes too late.

  The air was damp and heavy. I knew it would rain soon, and I realized I had best take out the trash before the weather grew truly foul. I was really in no mood to venture out, mind you, but I convinced myself it was all in all the best decision. As I reached the doorway, one foot already out on the stairwell, I turned my head to cast a last look at Nigel, my little terrier who I had grown quite fond of over the years. He had proved to be a brave and loyal companion in the time of the feline Resistance, and since then we had both formed a deep bond of mutual respect and friendship. I waved to him on my way out, though he did not see me; he

There is a glass containing water that is sitting on a table. Some people are optimists, and believe the glass is half full. Some people are pessimists, and believe the glass is half empty. Some people are philosophers, and attempt to explain why the water is there. Some people are opportunists, and drink all the water. Some people are conspiracy theorists, and question wether or not the water is real. Some people are clumsy, and knock over the glass on accident. Some people are malicious and knock it over on purpose. Some people simply do not care. In the corner is where I sit, silently observing. I laugh. I laugh because I am the one who

Ah, the good doctor shall make sure, That you and your comrades will hurt no more. I do declare, he shall make sure, That all of you shall ache no more. His methods are queer, But they've worked for years, To ease one's pain and sorrow. For the poisons bold, Once they take hold, You won't live to see tomorrow. And just like that, your pain is gone! For death can heal the most wretched of wrongs. Then the doctor retires into the night, For all of your wrongs have now been made right.