A friend of mine was digging about in his basement and found a copy of Edward Gorey's "Gashlycrumb Tinies," and proceeded to send me individual text messages for every single letter up to "N".
He is so charming.
In other news, I am obsessing rather madly over a beautiful graveyard I am not allowed to enter alone for my mother's fear of my getting lost, though as all wanderers know, it is always best to do one's wandering in solitude.
Actually, ironically enough, I was first introduced to that place by the very same friend as mentioned above. We were mere children then, and had no business in such surroundings, but we didn't care. He insisted on telling me stories involving the supposedly mad old fellow who kept the place, toting a double-barreled shotgun as he patrolled for loiterers in his red pickup truck. I thought he was full of shit, but enjoyed the way he spun his tales.
That is, of course, until we rounded a corner and saw him...
Ah, it's a shame we are still rather estranged...